Smoking section:

I've never been a fan of smoking, and wouldn't encourage anyone to ruin their health by starting. But for those of you who are addicted and just dying for another cigarette, I thought I'd include this smoking area just for you...while it's still legal for me to do so.

So, if you're not in a public place or a place of business where smoking is prohibited, go ahead and light up a cancer stick. Puff until you cough your lungs out. Roll your eyes toward the ceiling and blow smoke rings in the air.

Don't get any ashes on the keyboard.

Want to quit? http://www.smokefree.gov/